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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

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catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

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its-okay-were-nice:

theoddsrnevernourfavour:

buzzfeed:

It’s been a really wild year on this website.

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE.

the last one

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

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awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

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k1mkardashian:

my favorite kim k moment is when she was concerned her taste buds were changing because she ate an olive and liked it but didn’t want to 

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korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

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thebitchfromthatparty:

kili-myfeels:

king-of-the-crosshoes:

justagayunicorn:

regtoncats:

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I didn’t even know what I was expecting but THIS IS GREAT.

Gonna reblog this until I die

It’s 3:30am and I’m cackling alone in my room

you’ve got to be fucking kidding me

Saw the pictures and i really didnt know what i was expecting 

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urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

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nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

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corsolareef:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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im gonna fucking ACE this essay

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jessi2222:


This speaks to me on so many levels

jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

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